PinnedJ. MartianThe Trouble with Lines: A Cry to the PublicWith the return of public gatherings, I’ve noticed one definite thing the pandemic didn’t teach us — how to wait in line.Nov 22, 2021Nov 22, 2021
J. Martianwhere this flower bloomsThis was originally supposed to be apart of a group piece on Burbs about each writers’ favorite album of the last decade. I wrote it about…Feb 20, 2019Feb 20, 2019
J. Martiancoldest winterThere are few things I hate more than winter (and I think it hates me). I’ve never liked it, and I’ll never understand the urge to stand…Feb 19, 2019Feb 19, 2019
J. MartianHow Do I Become a Professor?If you were to ask me one year ago if I would ever consider becoming a professor or any kind of teacher, you’d get a firm “No.” Nowadays…Apr 30, 2018Apr 30, 2018
J. MartianLavar Ball: Big Baller Bozo?Let me preface this by saying that I love Lonzo Ball. I genuinely think that he is going to be a perennial All Star and can go down as a…Feb 22, 2018Feb 22, 2018
J. MartianLavar Ball: Big Baller Bozo?Let me preface this by saying that I love Lonzo Ball. I genuinely think that he is going to be a perennial All Star and can go down as a…Feb 14, 2018Feb 14, 2018